fool I am, fool I was, fool I will be

(trying to cheer you on) hey, lets grab this thing by the (remembers youre neutered) nothing

*guy looking down at you after beating the shit out of you* hey i really wanna commend you for being the bigger person here and not stooping to my level. You’re such a better person than me

in the comments of a surgical dissection of a human heart video

the bird fights its way out of the egg. awww. awwww. aw. the egg is the world So Cute. so so So cute.

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

Question to the hoes out here this weekend keeping the party alive and sexy as fuck: Are you doing ok? You can always feel good with me

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour