I’ll Test My Log With Every Branch of Knowledge.

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

how to escape the heavy yoke of mortality that the gods have placed on our shoulders tutorial

scroll for me my angel of blogging

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder