I’ll Test My Log With Every Branch of Knowledge.

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

People who live in big cities will say stuff like Well if youre bored why dont you take the public transportation to your local artisanal cheesemonger

in a way i am my own dead wife

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

first cryptid you ever run into as a little kid is called Best Friends Older Brother

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

I think it's so important and crucial for 20 year olds to witness older people who are genuinely bad at some aspects of being a person but are still living lives they find meaningful and enjoyable. Not just "oh I got married and you can too" but like. sometimes you cannot for the life of you finish college or find a good job or stay in a relationship or arrive to locations on time or whatever it is you think when you're 20 that you HAVE to be able to do. But you wind up finding a place in the world anyway. It happens!