stuff I like

proposing a new historical framework called “the very long nineteenth century: we’re still in it”

we have not left the early modern period and frankly i have my doubts that we ever will

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

if you think about it beatbox is a sound made purely with human mouth so technically there is no evidence that the medieval peasants did not beatbox

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

In 2000 years they're gonna do microscope analysis of my skeleton and discover that it used to be garishly painted.

the gif of sasuke knocking over the glass of water with the caption “Is Nothing Easy?” is the best image on this site

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

This is an objectively funny crime and the jury mostly agreed. Acquitted of all 7 felonies!