anarchy

i think scotland should rebuild hadrian’s wall while everyone’s distracted by the coronation

yeah sorry i didn't get back to you the carrier pigeons staged a coup. they've taken over the castle

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

God forbid women do anything

@theomaru

Btw that rule about not trusting how you feel after 4pm in the winter or 9pm in the summer (really we should just say after the sun goes down but whatever) is only about negative feelings. if you are chilling with your best friend drinking hot chocolate and have never felt more loved and safe, that is 100% true and you can and should trust

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

sometimes i feel like a failure for not knowing how to drive but then i remind myself that like 90% of all humans who have ever lived also never learnt to drive. if william shakespeare can not drive then so can i

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right