when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

straight women will try to reassure you about their homophobic boyfriends the same way dog owners are always going "oh he's friendly" with their visibly agitated dog

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

people really are out there using ai to plan their travel itineraries to cities/countries they’re visiting for the first time and arguing that it saves them so much time and energy…… sorry but what happened to the joys of doing your own research about a place and carefully curating an experience for yourself where you also get to learn more about the city you’re travelling to…….

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent