He/him. Seeking FFA. 18+, just like me

Same.

Uh, what she’s dressed for combined with the hedge clippers leaves me with a LOT OF QUESTIONS…

Let me talk you through it while you stuff yourself with one hand and masturbate with the other 💕💞

Is there a catch here? Because otherwise, I’m all in.

This doesn’t make any goddamn sense. Is this that new math the kids are learning?

Goals 🥰🥰🥰

Feedism. How you know you’re doing it right.

I sometimes feel that I'm not doing enough with my life, but at least I grew my first two arms significantly before a cactus would have been expected to.

Reexamine your life through the lens of a cactus, I guess?

like to charge, reblog to cast.

Wanna grab someone by the lower belly and lead them to the kitchen.. and then to bed 😈

idk i don’t think my life will be complete until i get to cuddle with 250+ lb fatty. like imagining lying next to that,, fuck. it’s enough to make a girl melt

Good golly Ms. Molly, that’s a blow up glow up.

What is a waistband for if not to have a soft, heavy belly hanging over it at all times

How else are you going to measure your progress up the sexiness scale?

"oh I'd love more but if I do my pants won't fit hahaha" on god?? promise??

Always have the backup sweatpants JUST IN CASE…

that last one is where Courage the Cowardly Dog lives

#FAT