SANCTIFIED

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

Remember: if they can regenerate it is completely okay to do as much brutality as you want because they'll just heal it away anyways ^_^

aliens made first contact with my coworker last night

and let me guess, they need you to cover their shift....

happens

Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

welcome to my weird little place

stop adding your warpick to all my posts

Experiencing desires of the flesh so powerful it hurts

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva