Silly Nonsense

heartbreaking: none of artist's other songs are as much of a banger as the song I discovered the artist by

I can’t get into it without outing myself and my job, but damn I wish people could figure out how to break the rules on their own. If you involve me, if you tell me you’re going to violate a contract, I am required to do something. I’m not a cop! I’m not a narc! You could simply not tell me this shit! I am begging you to not tell me! Don’t send me an email to my work address that says “I’m going to violate our contract, how would you suggest I do it?” Well first things first don’t fucking tell me

Bringing this back in a general way to remind people who might be considering breaking rules that maybe not telling strangers you are about to break some rules might be wise. Because you do not know where that information is going to end up

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

picketing terf conferences is OUT, releasing 6000 live crickets into the audience of a terf conference and watching chaos erupt as everyone scrambles to evacuate is IN

If you've never dealt with a loose cricket in an enclosed space, let me just say: this is a form of hell. And I support it. But I switched from feeding my mantises crickets to feeding them red runner roaches for a reason (the reason is noise, it was always noise, so much noise).

op link the fucking article

thanks. what the fuck

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

Official Wednesday post

It's Tuesday

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

Back as a teenager I realized that, under a certain formulation, asexuality is vacuous bisexuality (you're attracted to both genders a similar amount, which is not at all).

And all this jazz right here is exactly why labels are useful as a quick reference but ultimately stupid af if you try to thoroughly define yourself by them. Be yourself first. Label it later.

Every episode of Supernatural they ask, "How will we defeat this new and unique monster?" and the answer is "shoot them with guns," mostly.