Janaina Medeiros
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Jules of Nature
Sweet Seals For You, Always
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Product Placement
if i look back, i am lost
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i don't do bad sauce passes
#extradirty
Stranger Things
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@hellhathmyfury
So thatâs basically how it went down
I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwinâs Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office
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the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this
me sowing: the harvest will be glorious. farmers tremble before my sowing prowess. i'm the king of the hill
me reaping: why the fuck did i sow all this. what the fuck. who let me have all these seeds. why the FUCK do i own a field. what the fuck.
Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.
Mods⌠change the smell of his parents house.
look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?
an editor's job is to keep you humble
im so glad nobody on the modern Tumblr Left ever changes their url or icons unless they get deleted and remake because back in The Day (2012) we did that all the time and it made keeping track of who was who nigh impossible. remember halloween urls? man, we used to- [i break out into a fit of raspy coughs that leave me wheezing for air while desperately flailing for the nurse call button] [you notice that my coughs are staining the bedsheet with flecks of blood]
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chaser
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#âel pastel promedio tiene tres lechesâ es en realidad un error estadĂstico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al dĂa#es un valor atĂpico qeu no deberĂa haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)
I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word
I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.
Hardest part of writing is accepting that some people will not fucking get it & you just have to like cope with that because over-explaining it just makes it worse
I will not over-explain my art to the stupidest people on earth. I'm writing for people who know what I'm talking about. Mantra that will save you. David Lynch was right
these tags are perfect and I think everyone should see them
Anyway, Howland and Lyanna is a great ship and I can't wait till he shows up and tells the stories he told his kids about her joys and childhood while explaining how he killed Arthur Dayne
What if you donned armor to defend my honor, and that act set you on a road that ended with you and hundreds of thousands dead? What if I crossed the kingdoms with your brother in a desperate bid to save you? What if I killed one of the finest swordsmen of the age to reach you? What if I stumbled into the tower and found your brother holding your dead body, and had to take your hand from his? What if I went home and years later told my children about you? What if I was the only person who still told happy stories about you?
I am so excited to learn about Lyanna through Howlandâs eyes, if he is, as I suspect, the person who will finally reveal the truth of Jonâs parentage.
video game and film fandoms will come and go for me but the Silmarillion fandom will never die. because that book came out like 50 years ago and we're all still trying to figure out what the hell is going on there.
One of the foremost reasons I like solarpunk is that in the mainstream, being eco-friendly is about sacrifice. Donât buy new things, donât buy plastic, donât take unnecessary tripsâetc. Itâs not sustainable unless youâre a saint. Itâs exhausting to abstain from consumerism without having alternatives like the things Solarpunk emphasizes: community, resources held in common, sustainable hobbies like gardening and mending (and all other sorts of repair), free and accessible public transportation, etc. Solarpunk is about creating a world where being eco-friendly is about joy, not deprivation.
THIS
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I reblogged this yesterday, but I want to reblog it again. Diabetic ketoacidosis turns your blood acidic and will essentially burn you from the inside out.
The stories you hear of people dying from rationing, this is what happens to their body.
Affordable insulin isnât just a right, itâs a necessity.
No one should have to die like that when itâs preventable with access to proper medication.
basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg
I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth
imagine being a regular elf in Valinor and one day the morning edition of the Tirion Times's top headline is THEY'RE LETTING THE DEVIL OUT OF JAIL NOW
and the rest of the paper is full of op-eds about devil jail that you have to flip through on your way to find the crossword puzzle
scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple
the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics
Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work
Me watching this:
Iâm not letting this rot in the tags
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scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast
âGhosts are realâ I can see how you could believe that
âGhosts arenât realâ itâs very fair and rational that you believe that
âGhosts arenât real anymoreâ Iâm about to hear a poem or very sad story
âGhosts arenât real yetâ the fuck are you going to do
