Eggcelent

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

official michigan post

#Flintstones #meme

Ya Ba do!

Not what he says

Ya Ba do!

pregnant with a bag of peas

people will want huge tits but hate fat girls. thats like loving oranges and hating orange trees. fuck you.

where I'm from you would likely be killed trying to brush your teeth

epic rap battle of herstory