Local Cult Leader

Dildos?🤗

No ❤️

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

Hey are you okay? You’ve been fantasizing about being institutionally abused and dehumanized while hooked up to an iv drip of enough drugs to permanently prevent you from reassociating and having all responsibility taken away from you by a mean lesbian who doesn’t care about your autonomy, again.

telling a boymoder she'd make a good wife and her only refutation is that you'd make a bad husband. ok girl you know you can be a lesbian right.

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this