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does judah think that he needs to go see an emt about his hand? no, not really. it looks worse than it is, and it's only because he's literally just gotten out of the tank and he's soaking wet. if he dries off, he probably seal his hand back up with some liquid bandage and call it a day. but dixie insists, so he does. he's also smart enough not to mention that even if his hand did get infected, it's not the kind of infection she'd be able to catch just by watching fireworks with him. she knows that. he just turns on his heels and pivots toward first aid instead, leaving a trail of water dripping behind him as he weaves through guests.
and maybe there are benefits to listening, because after ellie looked at his bad hand and he filled out an incident report with his good one, the big boss told him he could have the rest of the day off. he's not sure he's ever been happier for â park policy. â
â what, you ain't gonna kiss it better for me? â judah feigns a pout as he extends his handânow bandagedâto be met with a simple â good â by dixie. â that hurts, hon. hell, probably gonna get infected and fall off now. i'm gonna have to steal one from big fish, then what's he gonna do? â he drops the act when his gaze falls on her flask, pout transforming into a smirk as he reaches out for her wrist with his free hand to tug her closer to his side so he can toss an arm over her shoulder. â you and me bothâand i get the feeling i'm gonna need it if you're about to be out here making me climb that damn tower one-handed. â
he would do it, though, not least of all because it's her that's asking.
â pick your poison : lemonade, icees, coke. or if you're trying to get weird we could hit up that vending machine that's got the orbitz in it. i got the master code, we could try every flavor. â
why are guys so fucking gross, sometimes?
he's honestly standing there, looking at her ( and of course she looks amazing, as if she'd settle for looking anything less ) with her cute little usa themed tube top and cut off denim shorts. she's looking like that and he's talking about his hand falling off and stealing a new one from his brother like some weird science situation. dixie was about to change her mind about wanting to do anything with judah out of pure principle for the rest of the night... until he grabbed for her wrist and pulled her close. "please, i've seen you do worse one handed and you wasn't even hurt from nothin', shug."
and that was the truth, she's watched with stars in her eyes as judah has pulled many a stunt ( she's also rolled them at an equal amount ). she knew going up that tower wouldn't hurt him anymore than that dunk tank did. "wait but are they good? it's not going to dye my mouth that stupid stuff they're selling today, right cause i got a shift at enigma tomorrow and there ain't no way in hell i'm goin' to get paid with a blue mouth." though there was probably some weirdos that were into it and she did always have her regulars to fall back on. "i'm not lookin' to miss out on that cash for all these people hangin' 'round for the weekend."
she let him lead the way to this special vending machine to get the space drinks she wasn't quite sure about but, if there's one thing to know about dixie, she'll try almost anything once. "oh we should get a couple pretzels too or some nachos. can we get nachos up there because that would be perfect? like the ones with the jalepenos and stuff on them."
OPEN. // astroland independence day.
" jade, johnny, come on, no runnin' off, " frankie calls after his niece and nephew but he's pretty sure his voice gets lost in the noise all around them. with his entire family back in town for the 4th, frankieâdespite kinda working right nowâhas been designated babysitter. he doesn't mind, he likes the kids, he'll take spending time with them over hanging with his brothers any day but they are testing him today.
when he catches up to them, they're queuing for the popcorn stand and already chatting up the person in front of them. " with what money are you guys paying for this, huh ? " he says and the look the twins give him is enough to make frankie take out his wallet. " one bag to share. one. you guys already had too much junk. and then we're gonna go wait for the fireworks, yeah? "
when the kids settle and start talking about stuff he knows nothing about, he turns to the person in front of them. " hope they weren't bothering you too much. they're at the age where they love lying and telling stories. " they take a step forward but the line looks like it's going to take forever. " anywayâenjoying this thing? "
now there was one thing at astroland and the movies that was always a guilty pleasure for santiagoâthe popcorn. it was also something he couldn't quite create at home. likely because lindsay won't let him buy a popcorn machine for the bed and breakfast. in lindsay's defense, he didn't want the whole place to smell like popcorn ( leave that for the starship lodge's lobby ) and that was a hard point to argue against. especially since santiago went out of his way to keep the place smelling like the comforts of home or a cozy visit to a family member's home with the hospitality of at least a three-star-hotel ( they hoped ).
anyways, that's what had him in line chatting with some of the youth of intercept who seemed just as excited as he was to get some popcorn. he was even going to offer to get theirs if it hadn't been for their, brother? uncle? he wasn't sure. joined them and santiago went back to minding his own business.
"oh no, no, no, they weren't a bother to me at all. i'm sure you've seen how wild it gets with the muñoz-o'halloran clan. which, by the way, you're welcome to come sit with us for the fireworks." he mentioned as a side, overhearing the mention of finding a spot. so he eavesdropped a little, it was trained into him and old habits are hard to break. "we have kind of a street taco thing going on with more sides than there probably needs to be. but i always bribe the security guard with hot meals so he lets me bring in whatever i want." santiago winked.
who: @antxb ( ant ) where: by the games, astroland
truth be told, santiago was looking for maisie. since they'd come back home to intercept very recently, he'd been trying to make up excuses to spend time with them at any turn. unlike his husband, santi will openly admit he missed them. loud and annoyingly for the whole world to hear if he could. but, he has not had a stitch of luck and found himself getting distracted by the swell of faces that had temporarily rolled into intercept for the event.
it was good to see the park so alive.
maybe he was just getting sentimental as he reached the mid-point of his years on that earth. luckily he was distracted by the thought just as quick when he rounded a corner to see another familiar face. "hey there, mister. i was hoping i would see you out with the gatas this morning. i could've used the help loading things in the truck." santiago greeted and teased the younger man. he wasn't serious, he did just fine on his own. "are you working here today? you should come by our table and grab something to eat."
who: @probablealiens ( lindsay ) where: fireworks show ( he lives there now )
one of the best things santiago can honestly say about being with his partner, is how well they work together. it is relieving to wake up that morning and know that he didn't have to worry about half the things that needed to get done because linds already had it handled. all he needed to do was finish making all the tortillas and pack the food, cooler, get ready and head out to astroland to get their spot picked out. it didn't even need to be fully set up until later.
what he didn't tell his husband is that he was trying out a new look for the day, complete with wranglers, a belt buckle, boots, and a cowboy hat. this was something he got to surprise him with as he raised from the picnic bench where he'd kicked up to read the book he brought, ( guns, germs, and steel because it seemed fitting for the theme and he hadn't been able to sit down and read it yet ).
"hola, mi amor or should i say howdy?" santi chuckled and removed the hat to greet him, arms slightly opening for an embrace. "do you think it's too much? i figured going partial vaqueras was fitting." and yes, santi did think it didn't look half bad when he left the house that morning but now isn't so sure. "maybe you should wear the hat, mi amor. you're going to become a lobster in this sun." he teased, though there was a moment of worry wondering if his husband had put sunscreen on that morning.

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scraped knees and bloody noses were the headline of the night. there were a few people who would laugh off the lack of severity in the injuries he often saw at astroland. surely you want something more exiting! they'd say and ellie would laugh, a lighting strike of a grin across handsome features. if bloody jeans and a dry nose were the scary things people would experience, that was fine with him. though prepared for the worst at any given time -- he'd much prefer hello kitty bandaids to hospital rides. sending the latest toddler back to their parents with a sweet and a sticker, he turned and brows lifted in surprise. laughter escaped despite himself, " don't tell me you're just here because you heard i have sheriff badge stickers. "
once other people showed up to take shifts holding their tables for the show later, santiago took the opportunity to go stretch his legs. in this case, that meant wandering around aimlessly and stopping to chat to friendly faces both familiar and not. he did have to wonder if the reason no one came with him was because he chose to dress up a little and try out the cowboy hat, belt buckle, and boots he'd bought a long time ago at a flea market. santiago was sure he was pulling it off but perhaps the heat and small town mentality was finally getting to his head. either way, when he'd happened across ellie, he couldn't resist the opportunity to say hello and maybe get a younger perspective on it.
"that badge might complete my new look, what do you think?" santi approached with a chuckle. "no, no, no, i just came to say hello. see how you were doing? shame you have to work on such a nice day."
who : jonah fisher ( @uf0parking ) â where : astroland, the dunk tank
â oh, you asshole! â the exclamation is tumbling out of him the moment judah sees his twin weaving through the crowd of people occupying the midway where the dunk tank has been set up. the alien mask in his hands ( a cheap plastic thing with an elastic headstrap after he argued the safety concerns of wearing a fully over the head vinyl mask and being submerged into questionable water ) is swiftly shoved under his arm as he strides up to meet jonah. â what the fuck are you doing here, huh? don't you got some unicorns and ufos to be painting onto hats and shit? â
of course judah knew jonah was working today. he knows his brother's schedule just as well as his own. they live together, they work together, they hang out together when they're not working. it would be impossible not to commit his schedule to memory. ( he's sure jonah would agree to disagree. ) that's exactly why judah didn't tell jonah when he got assigned to the â alien dunk tank. â he knew big fish would show up to pull some bullshit. lucky for him, jonah's always been more of an artist than athlete.
â hey, how come they didn't make you do this shit too, huh? how'd you get out of it? â he pulls the mask over his curls and cocks his head at his brother. â hey, you think management would get pissed if i took my shirt off? i mean, it's gonna get wet the first time someone takes a shot. what's the point? â
"the fuck did i do?" jonah immediately shot back to his twin, but there was a smirk on his lips because they both knew exactly why he requested his break be when judah was going to be in the dunk tank. jonah wasn't much of an athlete where throwing balls was concerned but he was an expert at watching ( and helping ) his twin make a fool of himself for entertainment. if he couldn't dunk judah, jonah was going to find anyone and everyone got their shots in. eventually someone was going to drop little fish in that gross looking water and jonah would be laughing the loudest.
once jonah was properly stopped next to his brother and off to the side where most guests couldn't see them well, jonah pulled out a pre-rolled cigarette out of an old altoids tin. he wet his lips and positioned the smoke so it wouldn't stick. normally he just bought his cigarettes from the store like any other person but he hasn't gotten paid yet and didn't have the time to scrounge up change to pick some up before his shift.
"they were goin' t' put us in there together, but manager remembers last time we got put together and we ended up scrappin' in front of all those people." jonah shrugged and exhaled a cloud of smoke in his brother's general direction. "you could've said no," but jonah is glad he didn't. this was going to be hilarious. proven further when his brother puts that stupid fucking mask on. "i don't know man, they have that strict belly button bullshit in the employee handbook," he knows because he read through it and crossed out everything he wouldn't be agreeing to before he signed his name ( as if that matters in corporate america anyways ). "fuck it, ask forgiveness not permission. you stayin' for the fireworks later?"
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who: open! where: outside the games area
since his twin had run off somewhere after the dunk tank and he hadn't tracked down any of his other peeps yet, jonah was occupying his time in the games section of astroland ( skee ball to be exact ). he was probably just going to go home and skip the fireworks after too long. to be honest, he's not sure he can get down with the noise of astroland, the extra screaming children, and loud explosions played to shitty overture music tonight. it was an overstimulation nightmare bound to happen. maybe the wolfe's den would be quiet, at least for a little while, until the show was over.
in particular jonah fashion, he was fucking around. juggling three skee balls while talking, not paying attention to who might be listening. "you know when i read children free on the flyer, i thought it meant there would be no five and unders, y'know? but here they all our," he shook his head ever so slightly, trying to keep stormy blue eyes on the balls in motion. "i swear the noise today is goin' to be the soundtrack to my fuckin' hell, that and anything by fucking will smith, am i right?" he snickered.

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who: @inanuration ( nesrin ) where: a line dixie's 'attending' in astroland
the gum in dixie's mouth had gone stale. she was leaning up against the bar beside the gate to the alien swing ride twirling the cheap chewing gum around her finger, just for something to do. it was the most boring ride to attend because it was just swings in the air for a little bit. no exciting music, lights, or fast motions. and the fact that they are ufos does not change a damn thing, either. she was just there to make sure everyone walking in was tall enough so they didn't slide through the seat when they lifted the swings up.
dixie was fucking bored out of her mind.
that is, until she saw one of her main girls nesrin turn the corner. "oh my god, nesi get over here, right now!" she immediately opened her arms for them so she could wrap them in a big hug when they got close enough, then a kiss on each of their cheeks, of course. "i can't believe you look that good right now! seriously, i'm so jealous. come keep me company? they stuck me on the dumbest ride for the first part of my shift." dixie rolled her eyes and pulled nesrin over to the barricade to sit with her.
Rollercoasters? Check. Screaming kids? Check. Noisy fireworks? Check. Hordes of people? Check. The perfect recipe for a good old nervous breakdown, in Nova's cookbook of life. Had they dragged themself to Astroland regardless? Absolutely. It wasn't so much that she had decided to listen to all those people who had insisted that socializing would get easier eventually if she'd just keep putting herself out there â in all honesty it was just the lesser evil, compared to sitting at home with a bunch of stressed out cats, who only hated noise slightly more than their owner did.
Now normally they would keep their headphones firmly on their head and a walkman in their pocket, but the cacophony of sounds inside an amusement park were too loud for their poor cassettes to stand a chance. So the only available option at this moment in time was to be too present in their surroundings, which ironically prompted Nova to extend out a shaky arm in the direction of an oncoming person. "There's puke." She simply blurted out, blinking a few times to let their brain catch up with their actions. "Sorry, I think it's puke." The nurse moved her arm to instead awkwardly gesture at the unknown substance on the ground.
Help, what if it was just melted ice cream?
"Do you think it's puke?" Good job, Nova. Stellar first impression. Gold medal. "Not- Not that I think you're an expert on puke. You don't look like an expert. Unless you are. I'm mainly an expert in cat puke." Shit. "I mean, even if it's someone's cotton candy from three hours ago, it would still suck to step in it, I think." Move on from the puke. "So how about this weather, huh? Sometimes I do miss rainy Seattle. I mean, I don't hate the sun, but I get sunburns so easily-" Yep, definitely time to shut the fuck up.
a lot of people hide away during their breaks at astroland, and who could blame them? it's a sensory nightmare on the best of days and astroland hasn't seen a 'best day' in quite some time. dixie, however, was a social creature who craved conversation and attention almost every waking moment of the day ( probably in her dreams as well but she got everything she wanted there ). all of that to say, she chose to take her break walking through astroland listening to her headphones and trying to absorb the energy of the extra crowd they had for the event.
that is until she saw the oncoming person say something and she pulled her headphones off to listen, then look, to where they were gesturing. "oh, i'm not working right now and even if i was, that's not my department." she figured they were coming to tell her about it so it could get cleaned up or something, which, to be fair, if she still had her walkie with her she would normally just call custodial to take care of itâbut her walkie was back on the charger cause she was on break.
then again, maybe they were just freaked by puke.
understandable, dixie could understand that. "i mean, it does happen. especially on a hot day with all the junk food and then jumpin' on these ol' coasters." dixie shoved her hands into her bomber jacket and shrugged at them. "guess it's a bad combination for some folks." but then the other person started going into a rant of their own, and suddenly dixie was locked into focus trying to catch every word they were saying while, simultaneously, nodding a bit to show she was listening.
"oh, sugar, are you okay? do you want to go sit down somewhere?" dixie thought some of the flustered-ness could be from too much sun. didn't they just say they burn easily. "i burn easily, too. i have to wear baby sunscreen to make sure my skin doesn't get damaged. i read this thing in cosmo about sun damage and saw all them pictures? mm mm, baby, not me. i am not havin' none of that. y'know?"
who: @blvckhcles ( connie ) where: fireworks show
you would think with the turnout of family and friends santiago had come to the area he'd picked out ( and spent all day saving so it stayed available ) that he would be relaxed and enjoying it. however, he'd somehow become restless, trying to busy himself with tasks and fussing over everyone making sure they'd gotten plenty to eat. maybe it was just something in the air, because he found himself unable to sit down more and more lately.
"oof, manita, i don't know about you but i cannot wait for the sun to go down and this show to get over with." he looked around a moment to make sure there was no trash he could pick up or food he could cover to avoid any bugs flying into it. "do you think nora would want to go on some rides or play some games? i wouldn't want her to get bored." though he knows for a fact she's probably rode every ride she fit on and played all the games many times by now. "we could go walk around and see what else is going on, i'm sure linds will hold down the fort for us. if you want?"
who: @astrostellcr ( javier ) where: fireworks show
astroland had long stopped trying to stop santiago from bringing in outside food and beverage ( he could also bribe security with a plate anyways ), so he had prepared a full on feast in two oversized picnic baskets complete with sides and dessert ( along with adult and everyone beverages in a rather large cooler ). he arrived at the park with everything early so he could push some of the picnic tables together and save a spot for all of his people. a good spot to see the fireworks and still be as secluded as you could be at an amusement park at least half full of people.
"hey! there's mi hermano!" santiago's face lit up when he saw javier approach. "i wasn't sure if linds was going to convince you to take a break," he held out his arms for a hug but didn't wait to pull his brother into his arms for a tight squeeze and pulled away to give javier a hearty pat on the back. "i hope you haven't eaten yet, we have all sorts of things left. please help yourself. how are you? are things very busy?" santiago's warm gaze worried over his brother for a moment, checking if he was okay. "are you taking time to rest?"
who: @probablealiens ( judah ) where: astroland
"don't you think about coming near me unless you're coming back from them emts judah fisher!" dixie scolded him when she saw him approaching. "i ain't fixin' to get some disease during this lame ass fireworks show, i'll watch it with someone else don't even play around right now!" truth be told, she'd been waiting for him in particular the last twenty minutes because she wanted to go climb up on the ufo statue with him and get cozy for the fireworks. however, that didn't mean she was going to let him walk around with some infected gash on his finger.
ew.
she worked the day shift just so she could watch the show and why wouldn't she? it's rare she gets to see anything fun and exciting around there anymore. at least this was something outside the norm, right? "good," was all she said when he got close enough for her to see the bandaged injury. "now let's go get something to eat and a mixer for this. i'm tryin' to have a good time tonight." she flashed a peek of the flask on the inside of her bombers jacket. it was just some mid-shelf vodka she'd swiped from the club but it was good enough for tonight. "can we go up to the ufo?" dixie asked, though it wasn't a request she expected to have denied.

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