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@hell-royalty666
to whatever teenager needs to hear this:
statistically your generation is having less underage sex & drinking less & doing fewer drugs & generally making better choices than your parents’ generation
the shit you see on tv is just a bunch of middle-aged tv producers (who should know better) sexualizing you & projecting onto your age group.
do your best not to internalize it as normal (it’s not!), and absolutely call them on their bullshit.
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if you’re a bi girl with a boyfriend……. you’re valid and i love you 💖💫
If you’re a bi boy with a girlfriend, you are also valid and I love you 💖💫
im calling myself out on this one
HEY! STOP IT
.......wait
Mood
Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.
I swear if nobody else reblogs this
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WAIT. wait wait wait. the super bowl. you’re telling me the fucking SUPER BOWL isn’t. a fucking hockey trophy? you’re telling me the GODDAMN SUPER BOWL isn’t fucking about hockey??????
#I don’t think you understand #I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING. UNDERSTAND. #UNTIL I WAS 13 FUCKING. YEARS OLD. I ASSUMED THE SUPER BOWL WAS A FUCKING BOWLING TROPHY #I ASSUMED THAT BC IT HAD FUCKING *BOWL* IN THE NAME #AND FOR YEARS I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS I SPENT MY GODDAMN DECADE ASSUMING THE SUPER BOWL WAS ABOUT BOWLING #BECAUSE NO! FUCKING NOPE!!! THE SUPER BOWL IS A GODAMN SUPER FAMOUS HOCKEY TROPHY!!!!#SO ISN’T IT SO FUCKING FUNNY I WOULD THINK IT WAS A FUCKING *BOWLING* CHAMPIONSHIP #AND NOW!!! AND NOW YOU FUCKS ARE TELLING ME!!!!!! ITS ABOUT MOTHER. FUCKING***SOCCER***????#I AM GOING TO GO FUCKING FERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually it’s football
yeah in america we call it soccer
I thought it was about American Football??
yeah in the u.s. we call football soccer
does tony the tiger have a back story
right i’m reading tony the tiger’s wiki bio, this has nothing to do w/ tumblr commissioning me to write a grinch x tony fanfic
I hate that I’m looking forward to this
Growing up in a large Italian-American-Tiger family, Tony always thought he would one day have a family of his own. He imagined there would be a Mrs. Tony and a Tony Jr., a few younger children running around, and of course his adored mother Mama Tony herself, altogether in one house full of laughter and warmth. And for awhile, he almost had just that.
Twenty years later, Tony has been divorced longer than he was married. Middle-aged and disillusioned with himself, he still can’t help clinging to the idea of the life he might have had–before his divorce, before his sports injury, before all the inevitable disappointments of time.
Which is perhaps why, when a grouchy ex-boyfriend calls to say he’s moving house–and tossing the precious sports memorabilia Tony left behind–Tony finds himself buying a one-way ticket to Mount Crumpit.
Best s**tpost ever. Best crackfic ever. Best crackship ever. Best tags ever. 10/10 this is cursed please make more oh god why
oh, yeah, the tags will change your life actually
You have such a detailed amount of tags explaining things and then the last tag just hits you in the fucking face
Presenting, the tags!
Takes place post-grinch who stole christmas. the grinch is moving back to whoville to take care of his elderly lesbian moms (he has two moms in the movie). featuring Tony the Tiger: washed-out sports celebrity whose likeness could once be found on the front of every cereal box, and the Grinch: semi-reformed former misanthrope who’s in therapy and repairing relationships in the process. Tony: struggles w/ traditional concepts of masculinity and sexuality leftover from his childhood. has spent his life avoiding vulnerability only to find it’s left him more vulnerable than ever. Grinch: has spent his life avoiding people only to discover sometimes they’re worth taking a risk on.
Keep reading
“does this count as a furry fic” was the finishing blow for me, i will not be recovering
aaaaaaaand THE BITCH IS ON AO3!
monthly subscribers can skip ahead to the next chapter. fic will update depending on creator goal progress
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.
I mean-
Kind of?
Reblog the Frog.
Reblog the Frog.
Reblog. The. Frog.
REBLOG. THE. FROG.
Reblog the Frog.
Reblog the Frog
REBLOG THE FROG
@tamarinfrog
Reblog the frog
REEEEEEBLOG THE FROG
Reblug the frug.
@frogsuggest
REBLOG THE FROG
In your darkest hour,
REBLOG THE FROG
@mitzusart
reblog the sleepy frog
@scrawlingskribbles
@corkcollector
reblog the frog
Reblog the frog(s)
i thought the frog’s name was reblog
had to reblog the frog sorry
Reblog the frog
Reblog the FROG
@gotanymerfolk
reblog the frog
@ohwhymeme
Reblog the frog
@powderedjellidoughnut
I hath done my duty
Reblog the frog
Reblog the Frog
I lose followers every time I say “trans women are women”
so I’m gonna keep saying it until I weed out all ya
immediately lost two followers
I’d rather see my follower count drop than have anyone following who can’t handle the notion that TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN.
You can also leave if you can’t handle that trans men are Men.
And gtfo if you can’t deal with the fact that trans non-binary people are neither men nor women and that’s entierly and perfectly valid.
All of this and everything else
Trans women are women
Trans men are men
Non-binary people are real and very valid
If you can’t deal with that get the fuck out and don’t worry about shutting the door when you leave
*points at the unfollow button* there’s the door, transphobes
i doubt any terfs follow me because i literally have a post titled “genderinator-updated daily!” pinned
but if you do, theres the door.
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hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is
it’s my old ass piss flavored lava lamp
first of all
Dave is a fucking guest
From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]
Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*
the caption did not prepare me
the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered
The smallest kittehs have the biggest meows, I’ve found.
Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.
You better believe it!
When you are having sex and forget to kick the cat out of the room
crying till i die
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.
You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.
“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post
so i’ve decided to make this happen actually
new chapter’s out!
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((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
THANK YOU
Reblogging at the speed of light
“Aw what a cute cat!”
“What I didn’t know you were attracted to animals!”
This
!!!
“Those shoes are nice”
“Do you wanna fuck those shoes, John?”
((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
THANK YOU
Reblogging at the speed of light
“Aw what a cute cat!”
“What I didn’t know you were attracted to animals!”
This
!!!
“Those shoes are nice”
“Do you wanna fuck those shoes, John?”
