corn flaek

I try to kiss all my bricks but sometimes they're aroace and romance repulsed and thats okay

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

dont leave me out

I’m so sorry

im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this

she was telling me yesterday "sometimes i look at him and he looks at me and i feel like we can hear each other's thoughts. is that crazy" and i was like "no of course not"

I see so many people saying shit like "the way fandoms behave makes me really nervous to write the story I want to write, what if my fandom sucks" and I just want to sit down with all of them and be like it's ok, you don't have to worry, you're not going to be famous

*at the job interview* i have powers

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

bro thay put transgender in me

big and cutes my me at you

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

sometimes I'll see a post about some discourse and just think "who the actual fuck is getting into fights about that"

*turns over a log in the woods and sees the little bugs engaged in a fistfight* have you guys ever seen the sun

btw I'm not talking about niche fandom drama. this was specifically about one post I saw about how it's cruel to pet animals