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getting into cat genetics is so fun its like frolicking in a field I can look at any cat and ago aohoho thats a solid non-point blue (black with dilution) with no whitespotting and homozygous i/i on the inhibitor allele ahehe and then you look into how dog genetics work and its like peering into the mechanisms of hell. i dont know why any dog looks like that.

Reblog to make your blog smell like petrichor an fresh dirt

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

Do you want to deal with customers all day or do you want to dive deep into the ocean and perform dangerous repairs. Do you want to deal with school administrators and too many students or do you want to shake hands with the worst men youve ever met and be complicit in the destruction of the environment. Do you want to get naked in front of the internet for anyone to see or do you travel with an airline and be unable to settle down. And most importantly Do you wanna party

food recall for all food in america just dropped

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

a good character that ship and I just invented is woman who identities strongly as a BoyMom but the more she chats with the other boymoms the more it comes clear that she created her boy in a lab and is under the impression that this is the only way you can acquire a boy. it also slowly becomes clear that the guy she refers to as her "hubby" is some sort of igor and her She Shed is a horrifying laboratory. crucially she believes this is all normal and she is just as annoying about it as a regular boymom would be about her sheshed