no.

wait

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

I could use some luck

That's because this is Silmarillion

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

Adding "you would be friends with Hitler if he liked vocaloid" to that same list as "y'all would fuck a fence if it was white"

My most memorable game of Magic remains the one where I was attacked for lethal and responded by playing a forest and saying "okay but your guys got lost in a forest", which was then followed by an increasingly bizarre series of pulling random cards from our decks to "answer" the previous card.