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I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight

Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans

"We can't fight this year's round of global warming-induced wildfires because the prison slave laborers we would normally sacrifice to fight the fires have instead succumbed to the plague". Is 2020 even real?

Say slave labor with your whole chest please.

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

Is this what tik tok is really intended for!

THE FLOWER ONE THE FLOWER ONE THE FLOWER ONE!😮

This is very pleasing

I will literally be mid breakdown reblogging shit on tumblr it’s all a facade

hey are you okay? I went through your tagged/me to see if you were sexy and it's just a bunch of self depreciating posts. :/