Hazel_Basil

One thing we must consider: if the baby does not know who God is, can it truly be Christian? Or are you simply scoring a home run with an atheist baby

counter argument: if the baby does not know who God is, it probably couldnt deny God’s existence, making the baby Agnostic, not Athiestic. So technically you’re punting an agnostic baby

the shows my theatre company is doing are gonna be announced sunday at an event. do you guys want updates

TODAY !

okay. okay

so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing

Luckily this isnt a me problem simply because every time we open the door my stupid tiny dog tries to escape and go fight God or Squirrel, so therefore, she will go eat the mailman first. The fish though… we’ll need a game plan for the fish

What if you put the fish in water? To protect them from the fire?

No way! Girl are you hearing yourself right now? What if they died? Water is dangerous for fish…

so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing

Luckily this isnt a me problem simply because every time we open the door my stupid tiny dog tries to escape and go fight God or Squirrel, so therefore, she will go eat the mailman first. The fish though… we’ll need a game plan for the fish

Thank you for all responses! Guess sequels are stacking !

Hey. Things are going to get better.

You cannot prevent it.

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

Have A Good Day, Bitch

violent hopecore W

they should make the strongest guy ever and the weakest guy ever have a fight so we can see who wins

on the other hand the weak guy is basically done in one if he gets hit

unless he survives that hit then its like he has another chance

ive thought about this for over 1 minute now and theres basically no way the strong guy wins

Who’s gonna tell ‘em they did this in the bible

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

When I murder all the robots Haiku bot can be an exception

i talk about how much i would pay to read the entirety of mdzs but from lwj's pov but my god what i would do to read tgcf from hc's pov that man was going through it

TRUEEEEEEE