I find it really funny that God is like "don't lean on human understanding"
and then for his divine message to humanity instead of putting the knowledge already in your brain he puts it as words on a page and vague phrases and parables that the human is supposed to understand and interpret, let humans put human errors in it (depending on who you ask)
and then only made one copy of each book thousands of years ago to one specific people and knowing that there's thousands of languages that will continue to change and evolve for millennia he just went "figure it out yourself lmao" and had humans do all the translating and copying and rediscovery and archaeology and transcribing themselves
and then in the present day where there's hundreds of denominations and hundreds of translations and hundreds of languages that don't have bibles he still just goes "just try and figure it all out yourselves" but yeah man your god totally exists and made your special book. you're nothing like those dirty man-made religions!
