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Holly how long should i boil my noodles for

If you don’t want to read the package directions I’m going to tell you to boil them for about thirty minutes & enjoy my new meal (name of “Wet Incident”)

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they're inventing new ways to install ptsd in your brain

dingdongyouarewrong

man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends

mycroftrh

I want to state, for the record, that “all the avengers would live together in the tower” wasn’t collective headcanon, it was canon. The very last scene of Avengers (2012), the one they left us on, is Tony redesigning the tower, designing a living area for each Avenger. That was, canonically, what was supposed to happen, in canon, and they just changed their minds and decided to… not. For whatever goldarn reason.

dingdongyouarewrong

GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS

fishbonesart

Care for a drink?

goodlouse

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dogpuppy

tarantula-hawk-wasp

Trapped in the talkative cycle

drizzledrawings

☆tiger☆

sfemonster

A parade of empty beasts. Art from a zine i made called moon chase ♥︎

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bnq

evereybody come over we”re

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geopsych

Ancient and mysterious script

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derinthescarletpescatarian

#it fucks me up that this dolphin is obviously not trying very hard#is there some kind of fucking Physics happening here? i don't know of any

He's riding the bow wave! The boat, moving forward, also pushes quite a bit of water forward. The dolphin is letting the boat push him with the water, to save on the effort of swimming. It's like birds that fly in a V formation to take advantage of the wings of the bird ahead of them.

marithlizard

That dolphin is having such a good day that I stop and watch him every time this comes around. Imagine how it must feel, basking in the rush of water, effortlessly carried forward.

aubryjoi

Happy Pride Month!! 🏳️‍🌈💖

subaru-copilot

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

teaboot

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

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