apocalypse is a frame of mind

i bet it would feel good as fuck to take all of the muscles out of your back and card them like wool

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

btw i love when dubcon is used in fiction as a way to explore characters. i love when characters don’t understand how to “properly” ask for consent because they have never had their consent respected in their lives. i love when traumatized adult characters make potentially unwise choices about what to do with their bodies because they have the autonomy to do so. i love when characters make choices that i personally wouldn’t make, but i can totally understand how they got there. i love when characters have complex, fucked up, unhealthy dynamics, but still care about each other and want to do better. i love when writers trust audience members to read between the lines instead of spoon feeding them moral lessons. i love when characters are allowed to actually fuck up and have mistakes to learn from!

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

network effect is really good because to amena murderbot is basically just a babysitter with guns but to everyone from the corporate rim it’s like seeing a teen hanging out with a grizzly bear and when they’re like what the hell she’s just like yeah that’s my mom’s friend it’s lame as fuckkkk

every trilogy you think well surely that was the queerest and most traumatising roadtrip ever that fitz just went on and every book robin hobb chuckles fondly and reminds you that no, in fact it's always possible for a roadtrip to get worse and also more gay

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!