"peepee poopoo"

Admittedly, I enjoy the new usage of the word larp. White (US)American Vernacular English getting misused is only fair after everything done to aave

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

How are my sweetie pees

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

Essential worker during covid

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones