He chose mercy. He chose love.

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

me immediately after hanging out with someone: was i Weird and Cringe. do i need to be imprisoned

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible