Shoplifters will be transfigured 🪄

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

she said the sex was amazing i said how amazing and she said digital

forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better

forgive the version of yourself that knew better but did it anyway. forgive every version of yourself. we are constantly learning from our mistakes.

forgive the version of you that didn’t know what to do and could not have foreseen what the right choice was, if there even was one. forgive the version of you that made a choice and regretted it.

I don’t trust white gay people. You’ll literally get called too aggressive by white tme queers for being a mean brown tranny and then get kicked out of spaces that you were in first. They won’t even have the grace of telling you to your face.

It is fundamental that you remember that the White queer, and the tme queer are the White moderate. They are worse than the conservatives because at least the conservatives will tell you to your face that they hate you for being a tranny. Instead the white moderate will get rid of the only racialized tranny because she just had bad vibes. She really brought the mood down.

the way westerners will only listen to you about anything if you use exclusively western sources... its like trying to convince a MAGA person of some obvious fact but you can only use as a source fox news. this is how theyre making us live

no matter how much they hate their governments and their corporations for what they've done to them, they are still the only voices they trust, the only arbiters of truth and reality for them, they will trust their torturer before they trust a foreigner

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

falsely marked red on shinigami eyes for, you guessed it, jerking off to goombas from the super mario bros games.

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.