My Terrible Blog

wasn't sure which version to post, or how to combine them, but upon retrospect, they're practically identical anyway.

She’s built different 😌

like where is the green

Oh Christ

This is the color your cat is

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

Moldy forest cat

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

you tell me

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

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I'M BILL CIPHER! I know LOTS OF THINGS! ASK ME ANYTHING! BUT THAT!

If you concede any ground on our rights, you’re not a good Trans ally.

photograph by Doug Haass

I wanna be in the room where it happens

"YOU'LL BE BACK" Gravity Falls Animatic!

Miku binder Thomas Jefferson has hit the Pentagon (Daveed Diggs inner circle)