wasn't sure which version to post, or how to combine them, but upon retrospect, they're practically identical anyway.
*crunch crunch*
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
i don't do bad sauce passes

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wasn't sure which version to post, or how to combine them, but upon retrospect, they're practically identical anyway.
*crunch crunch*

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why is your cat green?
She’s built different 😌
Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green
like where is the green
Oh Christ
This is the color your cat is
colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat
I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.
every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it
I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy
Moldy forest cat
i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone
Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.
the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead
i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
I’m fucking done with this site
This is the evermelon.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.
OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?
ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).
Nothing will ever be better than the last one
HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ
That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-
Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.
:)
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Check out my WIP Magikarp fanart!! :3
Gotta love how almost every small town "music" store is actually just a guitar shop with like. 2 trombones and a single lonely alto sax. And maybe some valve oil if you're lucky.

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"Mommm I want a Cubone!"
"We have a Cubone at home!"
Cubone at home:
I'M BILL CIPHER! I know LOTS OF THINGS! ASK ME ANYTHING! BUT THAT!
If you call someone “bro”, “dude”, “guy”, “man”, “lad”, “girl”, “sis”, etc. after being asked to stop, you’re not a good Trans ally.
If you make fun of xenogenders & neopronouns, you’re not a good Trans ally.
If you concede any ground on our rights, you’re not a good Trans ally.
I love narrators that interact with the player so much, because you're just doing things tm and they're just saying the most absurd shit in response to said things
My friend introduced me to ani birds and they're so cool! Dinosaur-lookin birds! Do you know any cool ani bird facts?
Anis (genus Crotophaga), family Cuculidae, order Cuculiformes
Found in the neo-tropics (The Americas)
Although they are cuckoos, they are not brood parasites (Laying eggs in other bird's nest for them to raise), like other cuckoos.
They nest communally.
They are comfortable on the ground, often running short distances instead of flying.
Usually found in groups.
They feed mainly on invertebrates and small vertebrates.
It is popularly believed in some places that they remove parasites from large animals, but there is no evidence that they actually do this.
They are known to follow grazing animals to feed on small animals flushed from tall grass.
Greater Ani (Crotophaga major), family Cuculidae, order Cuculiformes, Ecuador
photograph by Xavier Topakian
Smooth-billed Ani (Crotophaga ani), family Cuculidae, Grand Cayman
photograph by Charles J. Sharp
Groove-billed Ani (Crotophaga sulcirostris), family Cuculidae, South TX, USA
photograph by Doug Haass

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I wanna be in the room where it happens
"YOU'LL BE BACK" Gravity Falls Animatic!
Miku binder Thomas Jefferson has hit the Pentagon (Daveed Diggs inner circle)
can you people stop being gay? cut it out lol
FUCK YOU
what are you? gay?
You fucking wish. You just wish you were me.
oh yeah? oh yeah?
Yeah, you fucking stubborn asshole
*pushes you on to a locker and we passionately make out*
*doesn’t stop you*
Huh
im sorry did you need something you homophobe
Just found this beauty hidden in the back of my IbisPaint app

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BEHOLD, MY TERRIBLE LITTLE GUY.
I LOVE HIM.