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Based off of these pictures, what do you think about my taste in women? Also, aside from Yang, the other three girls in this picture are Nagisa Furukawa from CLANNAD, Rias Gremory from High School DxD, and Raine Sage from Tales of Symphonia. Nagisa is basically a fictional version of the highschool girl I told you I had a crush on, and Raine is a half-elf school teacher.
Very feminine girls with big hearts...and a preference for large tits too.
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For a man that hates Volume 5 of RWBY for "being vapid", Celtic really loves to add pointless details to Fixing RWBY that only exist to eat up the viewer's time. Rules for thee but not for me I guess
Beacon's sparring matches and Vytal have an elimination threshold where if you get someone's aura below 15% you lose by default. This is never used making it a pointless worldbuilding detail that doesn't fucking matter
In Volume 3 Penny gets hacked to try to kill Pyrrha only for her to die exactly like canon anyway, including Emerald making Pyrrha hallucinate
Pyrrha got some of Amber's maiden powers from the aura transfer device only to die exactly like canon anyway
RNJR has an investigation plot in Volume 5 of trying to find the Branwen tribe. This is a complete waste of time because they don't find where they are and Yang and Weiss lead them there anyway. It feels like trying to address the "stuck in a house" criticism of V5 by making RNJR spin their wheels uselessly because it didn't amount to anything
Ruby gets a broken leg and Yang gets hypothermia when the train to Argus crashes. Yang's hypothermia doesn't really matter and Ruby's leg gets forgotten about by the end of the volume
The Lost Fable has so many pointless extra details added to it that don't. Fucking. Matter. For the story it's telling
Celtic LOVES to add so many pointless details of the main cast rummaging through shit in the Brunswick arc that he actually made me hate it and want it over with as soon as possible
Arslan is a complete waste of time that dies in less than twenty seconds of narration when she throws herself at Cinder
And Volume 7 is eight and a half hours long. I promise you, a lot of scenes weren't necessary
Funnily enough, Celtic's original work has the exact OPPOSITE problem.
Like, his MC creates a bow before going on an adventure. Do we get to see him train to use it? Nope.
His MC is going to another country to build a supply line to get rare minerals. Do we get to see him haggle with someone? Nope.
His MC's fucking BACKSTORY or any kind of set up for his pre-isekai life, something all GOOD isekais do to explain why the MC would thrive in a new world? Nope, he dies of sleep deprivation on like, page 2.
Assuming this is correct and not a game of telephone or bias going on here: I'm shocked that FRWBY is so bloated when Celtic's first time going alone is so anemic.
Should Adam Taurus have died?
Okay, new poll. This is a classic.
Personally, I think Adam deserved to die and that it was the right thing to do. After all the people he killed.
And if there are those who say that Adam was forced by Cinder to participate in Beacon, it doesn't matter. If you watch his scenes, Adam is quite willing to participate in the battle. He seems to believe it's the right thing to do, or at least, the best thing for him. His dialogues indicate that.
Added to that, his character card in RWBY: Combat Ready literally says that he wants to destroy the pillars of society (which includes the academies) and thus enslave humanity.
Think of it this way: the White Fang normally steal Dust. But under Roman, they stole even more Dust.
Just because they were forced to cooperate with Cinder doesn't mean Adam didn't want to participate. What bothered him was having to serve under a human.
And Adam didn't care about his soldiers either, since he was willing to let them all die in the bombs at Haven. If you're wondering why he seemed concerned for them, we can say that he simply can't admit that he doesn't care about their lives.
Yes, this has some headcanons involved. But it's a coherent explanation with everything we've seen.
Anyway, Adam destroyed Yang and Blake's auras, and he was about to grab Blake's weapon. It was either act fast or die.
But that's just my opinion. What do you think?
Should have Adam died?
He deserved to die and was right to kill him
He didn't deserve to die but was right to kill him
He deserve to die but wasn't right to kill him
He didn't deserve to die and wasn't right to kill him
I don't think he '''deserved''' to die. That implies that killing him under any context is morally okay. And even with all the shit Adam pulled, between the terrorism, the abuse and the personal assault: I think he deserved to be imprisoned and pay back his debt to his victims. Give proper closure to Blake and Yang. Apologize to the WF he misled. Right his wrongs. I mean, I wouldn't say Jacques deserved to die and that man is objectively worse than Adam in every way.
I do think it was right to kill him, same that it's right to kill a home invader or a mugger. He presented a clear threat to Yang and Blake's lives and he was given at least one chance to back away, if not multiple through his chase of Blake. Adam chose to keep attacking, so he did need to be put down to protect his targets' lives.
Adam is meant to be tragic in some way. And that includes how his death isn't something to celebrate but rather lament on what could have been.
Fixing RWBY's treatment of Sun is truly bizarre. In a rewrite that manages to have its female cast consistently get shafted for the men, Sun is one of the few examples I can think of a man in FRWBY getting completely gutted
His personality and behaviors are generally the same as in canon, but his treatment by the narrative is so much worse with nearly all his contributions to the story completely removed
Sun was completely written out of Volume 1, with Yang taking his role as the person Blake opens up about her past with the White Fang after outing herself as an ex-member
Volume 2 he doesn't do anything of note but this time it's also canon. Complete missed opportunity on Celtic's end to have him and Neptune help against the Paladin Roman piloted
In Volume 3 Sun and the rest of his team get electrocuted by Neptune in their fight against NDGO, causing them to lose
In Volume 4 the fight with the Sea Feilong was completely cut, removing a fight where Sun played a major role. Sun is the one to prompt Blake to remove her bow, but this takes away from Blake independently choosing to do so after being sick of hiding for so long. Blake gets a wholly original story in Volume 4 of joining the Menagerie city guard of which Sun doesn't do anything important. The attack on the Belladonna manor happens just like in canon with the only minor difference being Blake and Ilia's argument during the fight, meaning Celtic didn't really write this
Blake's plot in Volume 5 is almost entirely original, where Sun's only real contribution is getting beaten up by Hazel and destroying some White Fang Bullheads in the process.
By the way, remember the talk Sun and Blake had where he puts to bed her self-loathing issues from running away from her loved ones? The talk where Sun says that being abandoned hurts way more than anything Blake's enemies could do to them while he's recovering from Ilia attacking him to drive the point home? Yeah that was given to Kali, Blake's mom instead. She wasn't even injured or anything she just talks Blake through this problem
In Volume 6 Celtic then had the GALL to have Blake say and I quote "Thanks for all your help Sun, I couldn't have done any of this without you." In a rewrite where Sun is a superfluous addition where he has a whopping two and a half "major" contributions to the story
All of Sun's contributions and victories except for the attack on the Belladonna mansion was completely removed. And his whopping two "additions" to the story are stopping more White Fang fodder from invading Haven and taking away from Blake's agency of permanently removing her bow. I'm curious if Celtic hates Sun or something because he's easily one of the worst handled characters in FRWBY
I think I have an answer here.
I haven't watched FRWBY like you but I did read Celtic's one full length original work, The Artificer. And one thing to note is that Celtic...can't really write characters. Like, his MC Craft is supposedly a former MMORPG addict transported to a fantasy world, having wasted his life and now gets a do over...but uh. Celtic forgot to give him an arc about that? He mentions being an MMO addict three times in the story and never really struggles with that. He doesn't wish to be playing an MMO, he doesn't assume the world is like an MMO, he doesn't show any real signs of depression that would cause that escapism: Craft just...doesn't care THAT much about MMOs. Craft is also very generic in action. The most stand out thing I can remember about him is that he's smart, that he took into account stuff like costs when he starts up his own business (he has a cheat power in basically the Ultrahand from TOTK) but I think we both know that's less a character trait and more a Celtic obssession.
And Craft is by far the most defined character. There's a pitch-black skinned guy named Tereth who's a former military leader that owns the farm that becomes Craft's first contact with the new world. ... That's uh...about as much as I can tell you. He also owns the farm with a dwarf named Dyf who's a former merchant. He has a crush on a shopkeeper's sister and is awkward about her. Again, as much info as I can give. The 'main' bad guy is some dark elf named Aeritz that is a corrupt merchant. ....Also can't say much. And there's Craft's love interest, Rhine. She's uh...she likes Craft because he helped her out and wasn't an asshole towards her when she was investigating him. She's also a literal angel. You would think that I could say more about the love interest that is a servant of a god but...no.
Celtic has some good ideas for world building, even in FRWBY judging by your posts on Reddit...but the man cannot write a character to save his life. He didn't underwrite Sun because he hates him: I'd bet he underwrote Sun because he monkeyed around too much with the original and since he doesn't write characters very well, Sun just comes across as being hated on.
Say Kob, ever read the webcomic, Order of the Stick?
No, why?
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I'm convinced that the members of the "critics" sub don't know what the word gaslighting means. Case in point, somebody on it argued that Ozpin gaslit Ruby into being the leader of team RWBY so that Weiss, Blake, and Yang would be able to blame her when things went wrong. No, Ozpin picked Ruby to lead the team because she was the only member whose reason for wanting to be a huntress wasn't inherently selfish, hence why he questioned Weiss, Blake, and Yang, but not her.
They tried to support their claim by arguing that Yang blamed Ruby for her plan not going well in V8. That was constructive criticism, not blaming. Although considering they can't tell the difference between constructive criticism and bullying, I'm not exactly surprised. Plus, when leaders mess up, the other members have to criticize them for it so it doesn't happen again.
Case in point, somebody on it argued that Ozpin gaslit Ruby into being the leader of team RWBY so that Weiss, Blake, and Yang would be able to blame her when things went wrong.
...WHAT?
No, really: What?! Okay, once again- I'm calling 'citation' because there HAS to be something missing here.
Why on earth would Ozpin do such a thing? No really, this has layers.
1- Ozpin isn't going to make a plan in case the thing he's most afraid of, his secrets being exposed, happens because he's gonna do everything in his power to PREVENT that.
2- Ozpin has never once shown any desire to make a 'fall guy' out of anyone. He doesn't really blame other people and even admits he's kind of a fuck up.
3- Why Ruby of all people? Why would he choose the fifteen year old girl as his fall guy when he has an assistant (Glynda), spy (Qrow) and the other THREE headmasters (Leo, James and Theodore)? Why not an actual leader?
4- Why specifically a fall guy for Weiss, Blake and Yang? Why would he care about such a thing at the time of the initiation? They're NOBODIES so far. They could have died of dysentery for all he could anticipate.
This doesn't make any sense- this has to be a game of telephone here.
I made a battle axe out of monster cans
Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.
What??
Sarcasm.
This is hopeless.
IT WAS FUCKING
HORRIBLE
"Oh man, it's so awful that RWBY had that joke about Blake and a lazer pointer!"
... You got into racial fights with people on hentai sites over white on black porn. Specifically white on black porn, because I see from as recently as 2024, you still commissioned black on white porn.
You're a fucking racist, who cares what you think?
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Well, in light of learning his backstory from today's death battle, I can confidently add Denji's dad to the list of the worst fictional fathers of all time, right up there with Jacques Schnee, Marcus Black, Aku, Gabriel Agreste, Ulric's Dad (Code Lyoko, btw), Trigon, Slade Wilson/Deathstroke, Darkseid, Bruce Banner's dad, and Sarevok from the Baldur's Gate games.
Also, I winced in pain after finding out that Denji sold one of his testicles to help pay off his dad's debt with the Yakuza. Although I suppose it's slightly less humiliating than my uncle selling his "magazines" to help cover the rent on the apartment he lived in for a while after divorcing his first wife.
Yeah, Denji's dad is a real piece of shit.
Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL yard and you may find A Friend And Boy…
they’re multiplying… like mold spores….
You misunderstand; these are four more kittens she found in addition to the other two.
Fill in the Pokemon Mainline Games grid on grids.fun.
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I want you guys to all start making a bigger stink about Tumblr's Age Verification Horseshit.
Like they tried to change Reblogs and people rightfully got up in arms, this is a LOT worse. In order to have access to any sort of thing dubbed mature, and We haveALL seen what they think is mature, Everything from a black and white photo of a black woman's arm, to posts about IUD recalls, to a nude painted by a 17th century artist, to anything involving the word Trans; you have to send your personal information to a third party site that WILL get hacked, and you will be doxxed. And they can say "Oh shit, well it wasn't us who sent your name address and gender identity to Moldovan teenagers, here's a couple extra minutes in the ball pit.
That's bad enough!!!!!!!! But the entire idea of needing permission from state authorities to access anything labeled mature by our friendly AI overlords is some fucking Boll shit. Die Gedenken Sind Frie baby. This is all a reaction to people getting uppity about their lowly lowly rights and is being propped up by the same bad actors tht have made life unlivable. Fuck that shit.
"Well it's only being rolled out in Brazil and UK" Yeah, to start. "Well they're being forced to do this by laws." YOu know it's always really funny when these tech giants (Or whatever you call owning tumblr dot com) get really antsy about laws considering they pick and choose which ones they abide by.
This is a breaking point and it's going to be very interesting to see how we proceed from here.
i get this now and it won't let me click through to any 'mature' blogs :(
seems like we all gotta wrestle the gun outta tumblr's hand every other month to keep them from shooting themselves in the face
My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.
It’s been almost two years since I posted this but here’s a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:
Dr. Gibbitz
Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven
Dr. Donald Gorthian
Ronald Von Momnaldberg
Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich
Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston III
Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink
Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.
Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer
Vater Oorlag
Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly
Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason it’s spelled “Gibbetz” in the season 2 subtitles)
Melmord Fjordslorn
Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter
Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield
Wilmore Unduntingiminen
Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden
Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson
Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin
Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.
Dr. Borgermu Barret Swingdworth
Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj
Captain Slufgyflaysid
Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul
Dr. Alsajahb Fifborgiltk
Dr. Fsmilejera Irlelwoll
Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton
Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.
