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work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

me and the intimacy of being up late at night.

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

When a tiny little frog wants to cheer you up, things will be okay after all 🐸💚💖❤️‍🩹

We have always been us, we will always be us, for as long as there is an us to be.

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world