let's run away fast and far

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

hey wanna see my snart

(snake art)

hey wanna see my snart

(snake art)

i never shouldve borrowed money from invincible feral pig mutant brothers

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

Oh okay. Alright. Random HL3 teaser *after* Summer Game's Fest sure is a choice.

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out

she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch

problematic sudoku solving skills gap