let's run away fast and far

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"

Anyone else feel the dread? Clap if you feel the dread

I dont "consume content" I eat books, drink video games and fuck albums

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

share if you are also a genuine dicksucker

tumblr users love to jerk themselves off over being better and more leftist than twitter users but the standards of treatment for sex workers on there were so much higher

people used to actually pay me when they jerked off to my ads. and they payed for conversations (like u r supposed to). i don’t think u all realize just how little i ask of u. i used to have an unblock fee.

the only reason i haven’t charged my friends and mutuals is because i’m scared of getting a callout post and losing my job. realistically i am supposed to be charging most of you. just because your barista friend wants to make you the coffee doesnt mean they don’t have to charge you. you need to understand my job as the same as everyone else’s.