let's run away fast and far

had to tell marge simpson that homer simpson had been murdered, to which marge responded by swearing revenge, and lisa simpson said "but mom, killing for revenge makes you just as bad as them" and marge simpson responded "lisa, if we spend our whole lives drawing lines in the sand to define whats right and wrong, we wont notice the tide coming in" to which bart simpson exclaimed "ay caramba!"

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

I’m having a stroke

Huh, must've been the wind

"muscle mommy" "cardio bunny" these women don't fucking KNOW you bro

seeing beautiful women in low cut tops with boobs spilling out is good enough reason to stay alive

parents get to be an indirect cause of like most if not all of your emotional and social problems and then when you bring it up to them theyre like oopsies i forgor about all that✨