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transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

You truly can't miss a day on Tumblr. Why does Ringo Starr have elf stone powers.

allegedly he bought the elf stones at auction in 2014 but there's evidence he's had them for much longer. the real elf stones, not the fictional ones

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

Well on my Patreon there are actually several more angles of this gnome beheading

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

put on my leitmotif bro i feel a monologue coming on

townsfolk gathered in the square to watch a man in a black hood feed the condemned prisoners an executionberry

I supported Chappell Roan when I thought she lured in children with her gingerbread house for the purpose of eating them unprovoked.

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

Did anyone else just feel a pale hand pull a silvery rope connected to a dark curtain

(planning to cook you in the wok) ginger garlic spring onions looking cozy in there brother. nice and cozy. say why don't you hop in

i miss gas station lizard milk