crowbar in the box

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

Reblogging this three times in a row? Take a deep breath and take care of yourself!

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.