crowbar in the box

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

made by mochimonki on tiktok but i can’t stop thinking about it

belated 17776 day fanart !!! who’s ready to play football for eternity?

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photograph by Piotr Naskrecki

GO TO THE HELL I DONT WAKE YET AND I DONT SLEEP WELL

I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.

And owls are absolutely lovely beasts with their own irreplaceable validity. but they are basically stuffed with polyester fiberfill. They have one button, like a child's toy dinosaur that opens and closes its mouth when you press the back of its head. And it isn't even a sophisticated electronic button it's just a lever that rocks back and forth to make the claws open and close. I think they may have actually evolved independently from sponges. Their skulls simply exist to create holes that funnel sound and light, and as a place to hang a giant hinged beak. An owl is just an empty tube like a windchime that the wind whistles through, and you can drop meat down it. They use the meat to generate feathers, and then emit the bones in pressed little packages like those machines that flatten a penny and stamp it with the logo of a theme park. I think that's the gist of it - most birds are electronics of varying levels of sophistication, but owls are just a system of levers and pulleys. No elevator music in those skulls, just the wind echoing through empty caverns of slightly irritating design. Absolutely fantastic.

May we all know decadence such as this

the gavins

posting a bit more from the zzine… one of my indulgences when im drawing characters as girls is to immediately inflict eveningwear on them, so here's msby + schweiden + their plus-ones at some manner of gala, or a V-league event perhaps? whatever it is, they needed to be fancy! :)

You’re beautiful to me, ferrothorn

Apathy and a friend