*tainted love plays as I enter the room*

do you see this shit my liege

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

Happy Pride

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

I was talking about Sherlock Holmes with my cool weird 42 year old coworker the other day and he said that he had read other works by ACD but not any Sherlock Holmes. ACD is smiling down from heaven on his one and only true fan.

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

meow meow meow meow meow. did u ever think of that

researchers at the vatican archives have announced the rediscovery of a medieval manuscript believed to be the sole surviving copy of aristotles lost treatise on video essays

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