impossibly beautiful martyr

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.

me 15 seconds into a male on male zoom call: actually you know what? *territorial chimp noises*

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

if i got jigsawed and woke up in some moldy room with a makeshift bear trap on my head or whatever i wouldn't even let it phase me. i'm not willing to be taught lessons i'm not paying attention to a puppet. i would close my eyes and visualize abstract forms in jewel tones until a machine tears me asunder. now we've both wasted our time and you won't be able to return anything in this room to ace hardware. what did YOU learn, old man

tshirt that says be patient with me i am constantly relearning what it means to be human

it is what it is *throws up blood*