HELLO ..

this is why you shouldn't swear

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

hello everyone it is me the real Talor Swift i want to come out as gay and lesbians really badly but i need just a little more money so that i can pay my PR guys to allow me to express my 🏳️‍🌈. please send $500 to my venmo so i an finally make pride music. 0/$700

not to be a terminal fujoshi but I saw the Prestige for the first time this year and it truly only makes sense if theyre gay. and yet even hugh jackman’s closeted ass can’t make that obvious angle work under the oppressive Criss Angel aesthetics of 2006 that led white boys to believe magic was “cool”

I meant the christian bales but still…. would that be so wrong?

post credit scene that reveals a 3rd christian bale triplet who was the straight one. actually acting as a body double for them whenever they were performing hetero behavior on screen?

Is this still available?

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil