A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

someone please hit me over the head with this post every day for like the next week thanks. a mention, a reblog with text, a message, something.

You must understand that perfectionism isn’t striving for excellence, it’s a crippling fear of being flawed and therefore worth abandonment or punishment. It’s a kind of psychological avoidance. You’re avoiding fear and failure , not embracing the thing you want to do bc if it was about the thing you want to do you’d be fine with partial victory.

So Sir David Attenborough was already a well known naturalist(the docementary kind, not the nudist kind) in 1961 to have an animal named after him, then lived 60 years thinking the animal went extinct and now lives to see evidence of it not being extinct. That is both incredibly heartwarming and a very Elf-core thing of him to do. He truly is an archdruid

Never theonk agian

Tracking those paw prints all over the place...

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

Executive dysfunction is obviously bad and terrible but it sure does naturally protect me from falling for your average computer scam /virus because I sure can't be bothered to follow up with or click on pretty much anything lmao

No, but it is pride month

el mes del profe

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.