Probably supposed to be asleep

jerking off to me is actually super good for ur health btw

me every friday night

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

is this who now

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too babe

Polyamory hate is so funny cause its always like. Youre talking about your happy relationship and some rando get up to shout 'IM DEEPLY SEXUALLY INSECURE 😡😡ALL MY RELATIONSHIPS ARE MISERABLE 😡🤬😡🤬 AND IM MAD AT YOOOOOUUU"

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

back in the day if you made a meme you would be forced to go on ellen

i apologize for the blogger i turn into when i'm horny

Mutuals let me see your dicks

Lil bit of the missionary with the moots would cure me

kitten... it confuses daddy when you use the #me tag for posts that aren't pictures of you

we lose an hour of edging tonight

I can't count how many times I've researched a word because I don't know exactly what it means, only vibes