Marie

Hello @staff I would like to make a formal complaint that my tumblr ads are no longer funny and nonsensical, but annoyingly frequent and boring. I demand you bring back the frog with a knife. I want to pour vinegar on bread.

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

this post is from THIS YEAR

Happy one year anniversary little thread

i miss being able to take the battery of my phone out and just hold it

is it too much to ask? to be able to hold my phone’s heart in my hand again?

being able to talk about killing people without risk of getting suspended definitely gives tumblr an edge over twitter

*bill wurtz voice* open the suez canal. stop having it be closed

Legit read this and had to pause and think “IS IT June tomorrow?”

cat people: dogs are cool too dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

tumblr users how are we feeling about bullying musk off this platform before we even knew it was him

so i shouldn't compare elon musk and human pet guy because it would be insulting to the human pet guy???

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