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Wasn't this a "Twilight Zone" episode?

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

I didn’t realize it was a short gif and was astounded by the procession of dumb pigeons getting swallowed one after another

fresh for the sharing

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

we used to say kill all men

yea and then we realized how harmful that was and how saying that did not help anyone and only harmed people, so people stopped saying it.

i don’t understand, are they supposed to get nicer or just less bruised up?

<- cocaine / alcohol->

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

Yes! And it's still super adorable!

i love the way civil asset forfeiture cases are phrased

no wonder they lost the war on drugs... look at all the other fronts they had to fight on 😔

Don’t forget my favorite: United States of America v. Approximately Four Hundred Fifty Ancient Cuneiform Tablets and Approximately Three Thousand Ancient Clay Bullae

Me, seeing the first frame of this video: Oh, mama's at the end of her rope. :')