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My husband knew that my favorite meal was my motherās breaded and panfried chicken breast, known in my family as āBecca Chickenā. He apparently got her to teach him to cook it for our first anniversary, and every now and then he will surprise me with it as dinner. He makes it even better than I can. love is a chicken cutlet indeed
get yourself a significant other who will make you perfectly breaded and fried chicken cutlets
love is a practice
IS THERE A GREATER MAN THAN KEANU REEVES? STATS SEEM TO POINT THE ANSWER TO āNOā!!! Some stories of how wholesome Keanu reeves is!!!
He is a very good man. Very talented.
In case you arenāt familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.

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Whenever I try to explain Repo! The Genetic Opera to someone, Iām just likeĀ āitās a really pointed commentary on capitalism and medicine as a for-profit industry, with about 50,000 gallons of fake blood and, um, also itās a musical? made by the producers of Saw?ā like just watch this movie, I can not describe it, but it is an Experience and also Paris Hilton is in it and her face falls off, please this is one of my favorite movies.
Made by the DIRECTOR of Saw II, no less! And Paul Sorvino is in it! The lead is the girl from Spy Kids! Anthony Stewart Head, singing, constantly!
Thereās a scene where one of main characters runs through his house surrounded by holographic ghosts of his dead wife singing about how heās trying his best. Thereās an entire song that seems to be dedicated to finding things to rhyme withĀ āanatomyā. Paris Hilton is the only one whoās not always dressed in full goth get up, and most of her costumes are just clothes she already owned. The basic premise of the movie is that if youāre in debt, companies can claim repossession of your organs. I cannot describe this movie please just watch Repo Genetic Opera
I think my absolute favorite part of Repo! The Genetic Opera is how nothing has anything to do with genetics.
#ā¦okay that last part is not entirely true #shilo has been led to believe she has an inherited disease #thereās a whole song that explicitly points this out #so thereās⦠that⦠#but itās not so prominent a theme I would STICK IT IN THE TITLE #just⦠y'know if it were up to me⦠(via @taibhsearachd)
iirc, a lot of the ensemble cast were dressed in clothes from Hiltonās own closet and is especially apparent duringĀ āZydrate AnatomyāĀ cause thatās how shoe string the budget on this movie was and she offered. Also the Best Character is just called the Grave Robber, which is, just, the fucking best
AND THE MUSIC FUCKS
the entire post-apocalyptic world is goth and obsessed with opera itās great
Thereās a character called DJ Granny.
Also, many of the minor characters were in the Saw films: the reporter, the my-anatomy-is-completely-repressed guy, and Shawnee Smith was in the original short film as Amber Sweet.Ā
Joan Jett has a cameo in one song and is never seen again
So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasnāt doing any of that even though I had the evidence.
Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.
I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to āclimbā them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.
HOMEWRECKER
get her a cat tower, she wants to be tall
She HAS a cat tower itās the tallest one the store had
And she has LOTS of toys and many snackies she has NO reason to cause mischief except her own bastardly motivation.
She has a reason and that reason is because she is a cat
š„° ... clearly a precious moment
Awww so adorable š„°š„°š„°
based on a true story
I donāt think Fortnite is to blame for kids nowadays not readingā¦
Thatās the joke. Itās the authoritarian overbearing parent.
He was being sarcastic lol
Reminded me of these
That violin one hit close to home.
I remember doing homework once, asked my grandmother if she was proud of me. āDo some thing for me to be proud of.ā That hurt.
That comic up there ā I witnessed almost that exact scenario. Teacher wanted the kids to all pick books. One kid spots something on the shelf and gets visibly excited. Pulls it out and starts reading. Teacher sees it, snatches it off him and tells him that this is a book for 8 year olds (the kid was 15ish) and tells him to get a book more appropriate for his age. Kid slouches around the shelves for about 10 minutes, finally picks up a book at random and sits in his chair tucking the edges of each page into the binding to make that looped-page look. He didnāt read a word. He sat there and did this to his book for the remainder of the reading session:
He had been genuinely excited about the 8 year old book heād picked up. It was a new one in a series he used to read as a younger kid. Heād been actively sitting and reading, and then he was embarrassed in front of his classmates, told off for reading a kids book, and voila. He lost all enthusiasm for reading anything else that day.
Whatās worse? That kid had been hit by a car like a year and a half earlier. Severe brain trauma. Had to re-learn a lot of basic things, like how to speak and how to read.
An 8 year old book would have been perfect for him. Easy enough to read that it would have helped rebuild his confidence in his own reading ability. A book meant for 15/16 years olds? A lot harder to read than a book for 8 year olds. Especially if youāre recovering from a relatively recent brain injury.
And yeah, the teacher knew all about his brain injury, and the recovery. He just seemed go be of the opinion that the kid was 15, so he should be reading books for 15 year olds, irrespective of brain injury.
Reading this thread Iām reminded of Daniel Pennaeās The Rights of the Reader, which can be found in a lot of bookshops and school libraries:Ā
The child speaking at the bottom in Quentin Blakeās distinctive spiky handwriting is sayingĀ ā10 rights, 1 warning: Donāt make fun of people who donāt read - or they never willā
OKAY LISTEN
This thread is fucking depressing so I wanted to add an example of what can happen when the RIGHT approach is taken.
My best friend is a school librarian. But for a few years, she taught 7th and 8th grade. This was right around 2010.
She assigned a book report. You could do any book you wanted, but she had to approve your choice.
Some girl chose Twilight.
Alicia called me and said āI donāt know what to do. Her other teachers said it was a miracle she picked a book at all. She wonāt even read two paragraphs for homework. Butā¦itās TWILIGHT.ā Which, yes, Alicia had read, because it was popular with her students and she felt like she had to keep abreast of their likes and dislikes to be effective. (For those who werenāt around for this, or donāt remember: a lot of schools and teachers were banning Twilight more or less on the basis of finding it trashy.)
I said: ātell her yes. But tell her that if she wants to read Twilight, there are some questions you want her to keep in mind while she reads.ā And advised her to tailor those questions around things that bothered her about the books (for example, Edwardās stalking of Bella).
She did.
A few weeks later she called me again.
The girl decided to read the whole series, got halfway through Breaking Dawn, took her the book, and said āMrs. [name], I just donāt LIKE any of these people.ā Normally, Alicia wouldāve recommended Harry Potter, but again: these were the only books the girl had been known to pick up in YEARS, and the final Potter book was just barely three years old. If sheād wanted to read it, she already would have. Aliciaās preferred genre is one I call Tudor-lite (Jane Austen, Philippa Gregory, that stuff), and she was pretty sure the stuff she was really into wouldnāt pass muster with her student.
I was still living in the same area as Alicia at the time, so I told her to ask the girl what she HAD liked about Twilight, give me the answers, and my creepy-loving ass would make a recommendation and give her a book. Based on her answers, I gave her my copy of āSalemās Lot and told her to tell the girl she could keep it as long as she liked.
I NEVER GOT IT BACK.
This girl went from āSalemās Lot to Dracula. And from Dracula to Frankenstein. And from Frankenstein into the wider world of gothic literature. By the end of the school year sheād plowed through almost fifty booksāwhich meant ALMOST THREE PER WEEK.
All it took was being told āsure, you can like Twilightā and then āitās okay, you donāt have to like Twilight.ā
A little sun, a little rain, a little loveāthatās all it takes to make a flower grow.
(And sometimes, a copy of a book you will have to accept it was time to lose, because it will bear more fruit in different soil.)
Vanessa Stockard ā Kevin series.

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Fourth in a series I of comics about protesting safety tips I made with @this.is.ysabel . This one is about the dangers of police surveillance and how to avoid it if possible. Keep being safe when you go out. Donāt get snatched!
Halloween cometh.
From the same thread
This is my kind of energy lol. VOID HIS WARRANTY SIS

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september is coming up so hereās your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone
Well of course. We donāt wake him up until October 1st.
His dad is dead, just donāt.
In case anyone reading my blog is unaware, this is a reference to the Green Day song titled āWake Me Up When September Endsā a song that Billie Joe Armstrong wrote following the death of his father in September of 1982 when Billie Joe was ten years old. The title of the song references his desire to sleep through September in an effort to get some emotional distance from the death of his father.
Heās since been open about the emotional difficulty of having written the song since many people now message him on October 1st to āwake him upā despite the song being a memorial to his departed father.
Itās generally seen as respectful to not try to wake him up. Let him sleep and let him remember his father in peace.
reblogging again because the end of September is coming up. leave him alone.
Reblogging as a reminder to leave Billie Joe Armstrong the fuck alone on October 1st and any day after it if your message is going to contain anything to do with āwakingā him up because September will be over.
important!!
Tomorrow is October first please leave Billie joe Armstrong the fuck alone
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