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You absolute dumbass. He's from Whoville. All their last names are Who. That's why he's called Doctor Who. Okay?

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

welcome to elmo’s world bitch

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

We’re under a severe thunderstorm warning rn and my dad just opened the door to show my dog because he was begging to go out and it reminded me of that part in Dracula where Dracula opens the door to the howling wolves and Jonathan’s like um actually I’ll stay inside thanks

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

Oh are there people who don't know this mess of a movie has the all time most spectacular final wizard battle in the fantasy genre??

i fucking love the matrix