I Kiss Wizards

yummytopia is a stupid fucking delicious city

Currently unclear if today is Wednesday, or if it’s another Wednesday mimic ❓

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

Find and destroy media + art (0/3)

If I am isekai'd into a Soulsborne fantasy universe, I will kill myself so fast it will stun everyone around me. UNBELIEVABLE speed. Most people upon waking up in a fantasy universe would be curious. They would want to take a gander around them. NOT I! I pick up a single item and see a window that says some bulled shit like "Rosary of the Putrescence" I am dropping that shit like a hot coal and sprinting with SHINKANSEN VELOCITY to the nearest cliff. Swan diving off that fucker like that scene from Midsommar but sped up like a tiktok movie summary

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

my sorcery gland is a little shriveled from misuse but I’ll try my best…

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

That’s a tarot card

look it says gullible on my boobs

Instagram kept showing me this video over and over again and it’s so disgusting and vile I had to to make it into a gif and show you

Okay! I love this now, it’s really special to me.