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Doctor Who would be so good if it just stopped being bad

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

my favorite thing to do is not talk

let’s all wear panties and a tank top all day!!!! yay!!!!!

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

I restart the entire song if i breathe too loud over my favorite part

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask