Just Personal

We should just call human trafficking slavery, because that's what it is.

I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

"Could Batman beat Captain America" trite, tedious, bullshit. "Could Deadpool beat Roger Rabbit" now you have my attention.

@cursedchildofchaos

this is giving when John send me asks asking if a monkey on meth could defeat mussolini

of course i love seeing people pushing back on the stereotype of ancient rome as this noble and glorious marble white cradle of civilization but very often it just goes too far into this equally wrong way of thinking when people start to paint ancient rome as this uniquely evil culture that's not only uniquely evil by itself but also is like a progenitor of Everything Wrong with modern society. people literally think if it wasn't for ancient rome we would have no patriarchy or slavery or colonialism. which is like. Okay so you don't know anything about any ancient culture whatsoever

Crazy how you all know me as this funny glamorous blogger whereas in real life I’m the Belgian agricultural minister

I oppress canadians at all opportunities so you dont have to

Fun fact! I genuinely had to condition myself out of saying Canadia and was only successful maybe a 3 years ago (5 years after this post)

Suppress them harder

You realize you let the piece of shit escape into the US? And that the piece of shit that replaced him has most of his shit (and family?) is also in the US?

I’m sorry that Justin Treudau escaped my grasp and is now dating a pop star who killed a nun

In all fairness, he is a master of disguise. Unfortunately, most of those disguises require blackface.

The fandomization of Odysseus into a guy who never cheated on his wife is really stupid an insidious cause A) he banged Circe and Calypso for literal years and B) its almost like this is a mythological interpretation of how Greek men at war would take women as "war wives" and their actual wives were expected to just accept this as their naturally earned "glories". and once the men get home everyone conveniently pretended like it didn't happen, until a baby popped out which the man would at the very least usually fully accept as his child but typically continue to pretend like his babymomma didn't exist.

AND ITS LIKELY HOMER WAS ACTUALLY CALLING OUT THIS PRACTICE. Pride, domination, who has the "right" to a woman and the idea of where glory rests its head are core themes in the Illiad! The entire trigger for this war was over who had the right and power to claim a woman! Regardless of what Helen personally felt! Helen may have gone with PAris willingly! A thousand ships launched for what!? A man claiming to just want to return home lounging for 7 years on an island with a fucking mistress! The same mistake again! The war never ends, the Greeks and Trojans will be here forever.

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french