Shields at acceptable

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

* OH SHIT

i am. very normal. yes. very. definitely not gripping my arm so hard it’s about to draw blood

you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits

every other note on this post is someone going "am i allowed to use paper maps?" yes. obviously. i did not say "without a map", i said without your electronics. And to the like, 20% of people saying "of course, i would simply take the train" that is definitionally not a road trip. i love trains too, but that is a rail trip. a road trip requires taking a trip on the road.

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

I wish i could make wet passionate love to Dr. Pepper. That soda has done so much for me personally.

god I love when there are full-blown festivals for tomatoes or garlic or salmon. truly what we should all be getting together to celebrate

Remember when Jodie Whitaker regenerated into David Tenant and rather than wearing the previous doctors clothes like every single new who doctor before him he magically regenerated with his own fuckass suit because rtd said her outfit which was specifically designed to be androgynous was too feminine for David Tenant to wear and it would look silly. It was all over from that moment. Like it was over. The fact that she even regenerated into David Tenant in the first place was bad enough. Anyway.

Buy her a bottom surgery and then fuck her in it 👍

there's a position open at the department of stupid fucking dipshits and I think you'd fit right in