Morrigan

king

King

“Pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read 😭😭😭😭😭

the thing about 90s bruce is that when he gets all impatient and "i work Alone. i don't have time for you amateurs" while also having a robin following him around he doesn't actually see this as hypocrisy. he deadass thinks this fourteen year old dick grayson fanboy is more of a professional than green lantern, azrael, or starman

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

this means more to me than it should

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

I really don't have much going on in my life, except the horrors, so when people ask me questions it feels like a test of some kind

i bring a sort of horse to the water

I need my weird alone time or I will explode