hockeying

ilya’s on ice reputation is asshole but guys cant tell if the face licking is actually a gay thing or not??? baiting guys into calling him a faggot so they get a misconduct or have to make public apologies that they absolutely dont mean gets a giggle out of ilya. he does get in trouble for licking his opponents though and is given fines for it and threats of suspension. but its funny when he tries to lick shane during a game and shane’s pissed now he’s gotta pretend to be soooo mad about it for homophobia reasons. later in the locker room the guys are like ohmigod isnt ilya just so GROSS and shane’s zoning out thinking about that tongue has been literally inside him: yeah what a perv :/

i hated every second of this. im gonna so high and purge this shif from my system

can someone tell ilya theres a Hollander Hotel near tampa, in st petersburg

under negotiated kink is great bc if i have to read about the stoplight system one more goddamn time i’ start biting

my ex fwb has been wanting to hook up again and maybe i should take her up on it for the sake of fic inspo. like practical science experiments

some of yall are deeply performative about connor and hudson being unattractive as if it makes you somehow more progressive. wishing they were fat doesn't make you interesting, it makes you contrarian and annoying

lesbian hollanov would be the filthiest butch4butch