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monkey for nothing and your chimps for free

Cold brew and espresso in quick succession while not being a coffee drinker is a good way to feel like you have little katamari rolling inside ur brain

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

if we don't even do anything, they won't have any evidence to lead back to us...! it's the perfect crime...!

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

Make everyone's lives feel a little more rpg-like by changing your display name to "Somehow, you feel as if someone just"