Gritzmasterslam

That last one honestly belongs in hell

Future super villains

Can’t believe this got better

The last one should include decimals to make it even more spicy

The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

protect him

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

This man deserves everything let him he happy

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

Me as a villain.

Also me as a villain

literally me

chicken nugget

sundae

Can never get it. Ice Cream Machine broke