klutzytomb

i hope i am not just a blog you follow but also a nuisance and point of frustration in your scrolling experience

anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before

we were thinking of doing something that's wrong later, if you wanted to join

substance “abuse”? that can’t be right…… every substance I use was cherished

I might have just cracked the FASFA code (this shit was so unintuitive)

I'm going to school full-time AND am getting paid to go to school

Im the most evilest pervert in the world, or at least in ohio

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

it's good to be repulsive and absurd