'You came to me one autumn like a fallen star...

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

talking about politics, ai or feminism to people irl will have you feeling like wow you're really going on with your life with your eyes ears brain all shut

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

I’ve never fucking related to something so goddamn hard holy shit

I hate how the writers wrote kali to be suspicious and then had more than half of the viewers frame her as a traitor when all she did was tell el what she thought was the best thing she could do. she came from a childhood of abuse, neglect, and exploitation. its no wonder she has this pessimistic outlook on-life.

netflix crashing because the ending of stranger things was so bad that millions of fans were convinced it was a hoax and that there must be a secret real finale that’d explain all the terrible writing and plot holes. I hope the duffer brothers know they fucked up

“they’re not the main character” incorrect! they’re not YOUR main character. they are mine though xo

normalize reblogging fanart for media u never consumed. girl idk who that is i see a pretty image i hit a button

"oh you still use tumblr? can I see?" no. that's where I keep my demons

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

wow if only you had a time machine

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

:)

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

Imagine how I feel

It doesn’t have to

Yes it does.

BRING IT BACK BOYS

I don’t deserve this