I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

This is Shakespearian.

I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.

this is an advanced joke

It just hit me this 3 seconds is him saying “you threw off my groove”

The fact that you thought of doing this at all

something i love about atla is passive/involuntary bending. i love the way aang moves with the use of subtle airbending, like how he never pushes himself up with his hands, he’s lifted into a standing position, and he always falls slower and more gracefully than other characters. also when benders unconciously affect their environment like katara in the first ep waving her hands around and causing waves, and then that one scene where zuko is meditating in front of some candles and then iroh tells him that they dont know where the avatar is and zuko goes “WHAT?!” and all the candleflames shoot real high…. good shit

not even to mention toph’s whole thing is “””seeing””” with her bending! probably the most involved/impressive use of passive bending

Legitness!!

i enjoy how they didnt over sexualize their prince costumes. like esp with jasmine. she couldve totally been in aladdin’s vest, but nope. fully clothed. thanks. 

laughing because Mulan looks the same

things i loved more then i expected, this

this is honestly one of my favorite posts ever

They all look so nice. Also ALADDIN

BEEEEEEAST! I’m dying

i would literally die for you and in your hour of greatest need i will protect you

“She removed the hook from the mouth of one of the sharks and with other sharks watching, so the sharks come to the same place to to get hooks removed from their mouths. Note [???] In the Bahamas and [???], over the past 15 years, she has removed 250 hooks.”

This is like that “how wonderful, then, to live in a world full of creatures that love to be petted” post. Beautiful.

Sea doggos