I Am Not a Robot

ashe ripped mccree’s arm off when his response to her coming out to the deadlock gang as a lesbian was “i thought you were american” send post

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah 

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”

this video nourishes me

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

“woah, wow, woah”

get this cat a jazz contract, stat

HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭

Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door

oh my god